Why mustard?
Mustard. The Secret Sauce.
It adds a bit of flavour and spice to an otherwise boring sandwich.
I’m here to do the same for your brand - turning mediocre into marvellous, through bold messaging, automated EDMS and cleverly crafted copy.
And me. Far from Boring.
Call me Uber Eats, because I’m delivering a feast (of well-timed, perfectly on-brand emails) so flavoursome that your customers will be drooling all over the cards they’re so quickly whipping out to pay for your goodies.
You bring the brand, I’ll supply the sauce
Stuff about me for nosey nancys
Loves: boundary-pushing brands, geeking out on data, pretending to be good at gardening, a bit of banter, spicy chicken burgers
Hates: f$*cking cauliflower, windy days, MailChimp, the way my dog farts under my desk when I’m on Zoom calls, going to the supermarket
Fun bonus fact: I don’t actually love hot dogs. I mean, they’re fine, I’ll eat one, but whatever. Mustard goes on them.
